Tuesday, 2 September 2025

Too cool for school




You know how school 's like 

Lessons, timings, going on a bike 

But school 's too dull for me

It's not all it's cracked up to be 


But, baby, I'm too cool for school 

Not cool as in a swimming pool 

But cool as in sunglasses and popularity 

Too bad my school has that scarcity 


School 's a penitary, and soo unfair

Has a bunch of dragons' evil lair!

Has a poor type of transport rockin' about 

Enjoys making students cry and pout!


Even has a bunch of lame school trips 

Where they don't even care to hand out chips!

School, we're roasting you so bad

The council and staff are mad!

Too cool for school !

Too cool for school!

Too-cool-for-schoool!


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