Sunday, 12 November 2023

The day I saved the world


Once I was going to school with my homework safely in my bag,(well I was leaving the house). When I opened the door, I saw a UFO outside. An alien hopped out of the UFO and asked "Take me to your parents". Huh ... That was unexpected. I said back "If I take you to them what will you do?" The alien thought for a moment and said "They will help us finish our data on earth people". Then I said "I have the data". I gave the alien my homework. 

At school I had no homework to hand in.

The end .



Guest post by my bro - Suyash Sethi

 Today I have a guest writer on my blog - my brother Suyash Sethi. Here is his story  -


Once there was a snail named Terry. Terry lived in the SNAILINGHAM palace. The name of the king was Sir SNAILFORD the IV. He was really kind and funny. Everyone loved and respected the king a lot. Since the snails were really slow, they needed to move around very fast. So to solve this tiny problem that no one noticed, Terry worked for 3 years and 11 months and invented a go-kart that was powered by electricity. He was a peasant and didn't have much money. So he used spare parts from his human owner Thomas. Thomas was a 10 years old who was always tinkering in his garage. Terry roamed around his palace in his electric go-kart (NOT MARIOKART), whom he proudly called RAZOR(TM). The king's court noticed this and informed the king about it. SNAILFORD really liked it and asked Terry to make it for everyone in the palace and promised he would provide all material available to make it for everyone. Terry was really excited and started making them instantly. But then he realised he had a problem. A big problem.

NO WORKERS!!

Yep he realised if he was gonna make all RAZOR(TM)s in his own, he would need help. He called his family and asked them if they would help him build. They luckily said "Yes". After a few years of hardwork Terry and family became successful entrepreneurs, opened a business and earned good money.

Saturday, 4 November 2023

A poem for Daddu

 All right I know that you work on phone

But the best thing is an ice cream

Which you get when you pick me up from you know where

Thank you so much for your love and care


Happy Birthday Daddu




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