Parody - We Wish You A Merry Christmas

 We wish you a Merry Blissmas 

We wish you a merry Blissmas

We wish you a merry Blissmas 

And a pair of stinky socks!

Awesome presents we bring

To you and your siblings 

We Wish You A Merry Blissmas 

And a pretty good year!

Now bring us some chocolate biscuits

Now bring us some chocolate biscuits

Now bring us some chocolate biscuits

And maybe a bit of milk.

We wish you a pool in summer

We wish you a pool in summer

We wish you a pool in summer

And a mood that is not glummer 

Soap advertisement (hindi)

 

Too cool for school

You know how school 's like 

Lessons, timings, going on a bike 

But school 's too dull for me

It's not all it's cracked up to be 

But, baby, I'm too cool for school 

Not cool as in a swimming pool 

But cool as in sunglasses and popularity 

Too bad my school has that scarcity 

School 's a penitary, and soo unfair

Has a bunch of dragons' evil lair!

Has a poor type of transport rockin' about 

Enjoys making students cry and pout!

Even has a bunch of lame school trips 

Where they don't even care to hand out chips!

School, we're roasting you so bad

The council and staff are mad!

Too cool for school !

Too cool for school!

Too-cool-for-schoool!

My Theme Song

 

Sudiv Sethi comes popping by,

Sent shenanigans in rockets to the sky!

For him it's best not to cry,

But it's his destiny to not give up and try!

He is noble and brave,

He is not going to earn the grave,

There is a reputation to save,

And an Enemy Lawn to pave!

[Chorus]

Sudiv Sethi heeds the call,

And the earth is his disco ball,

People buy his books at the mall,

But he makes sure he gets his place at the great hall!

Thanks to his work, his enemy is a loser rat,

So down at the throne he sat,

And the symbol's a great white cat,

And his enemies grumpily get hit by a bat!

[Chorus]

My ideal day (It's not real just imaginary)

 This is my idea for the best day a kid could have. Here goes-

I wake up to find myself in a kid's bedroom. It has posters plastered on all walls. Posters of things I like. I dress up for school and eat waffles for breakfast. When I get to class the teacher is Happy to see me ( even though I'm late). Lessons are optional, so I can choose what I want to do. I even get get a chair which is comfy with a laptop. Besides the chair feels like it's a bed. The first lesson, music, is taught by my favourite band, Linking park. They show us thier concert and teach us their songs. They were surprised when I show them numb's rif. At lunch, I get to go to the cafeteria and order a burger with fries. I get seconds of ice cream and some sleep time. During dispersal I go with my best friend Kiaan on a city bus and go to have a band practice.

The end

Predict the future -SS life

 I have decided to predict (like a soothsayer) what it's going to be for me (that's right me!) in 2025. Yes I'm going to be like those astrologers who tell you your future. But instead, I'm going to tell myself (warning this is a long post). Here are some points how I am gonna do this thing

1) Improve in my studies - As I get older with age, I'm starting to think that my studies are more important than ever. That's what my parents say (blah blah blah..)

2) Do more guitar and coding - coding is easy, for sure. But I am not so sure about Guitar. Guitar's about as hard as lifting 5200 pounds in weight lifting. (I'll do more of it, not weight lifting but guitar).

3) Speak more Hindi - Since I'm an Indian I have to act like it (I speak more of English instead :-) ).  Also my grandmother loves it when I speak the language.

4) Get medals in all Olympiads - Just so I get 2 medals next year, three medals then 4 medals and so on ( forming a RECORD!!!)

5) Improve in tennis - I am really rubbish. I need to improve ( room for improvement they call it). I need to learn my position (what is this chess or something?).

I can live with these and I hope you can too !!

Just like the title i predicted the future ( :-) ).

Your friend 

Sudiv Sethi XX 

Best Year

1st verse

2024 is the year

The time when your family and friends are near

They helped me become a better person 

A better student and a better son

2nd verse

2024 is also the year

Where I got over a couple of my fears

And also where I started tennis and coding

And continued writing and doodling

Chorus

2024 is the year 

That I will always cheer

2024 is the year 

When the house is clear

3rd verse

2024 is the year

When my grades went up and my handwriting was clear

Got a gold medal in English and good comments in hindi

And also improved my body

4th verse

2024 is also the year 

When I improved my left year

And went to the clinic Sphear

Which improved my ear

Chorus